December 2011
At full speed! →
funniest10k:
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holy shit. the dubstep version of wmyb is so epic.
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Looking at pictures of myself from the past: →
funniest10k:
Ages 1-8: AWH I WAS SO CUTE Age 9+: WHAT HAPPENED
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When driving a bumper car
Expectation:
Reality:
Alright guys, this is for Zayn's birthday! REBLOG...
my5husbands:
i’ll be showing the notes to zayn on twitter and hopefully, there will be like more than 10,000 notes! SO GET REBLOGGING PEOPLE!
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Michelle Obama looks like AJ's mom.
gangstaagangstaa:
Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol
oh my gawddd <3
lol
been waiting for this omg
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
I nominate Jenna Marbles and Kingsley to host the...
shuhnuhn:
colorme-w0nderful:
Kingsley would be like, “LISTEN UP CUNTS.”
I dont know why this is so funny
bignerdbigdreams:
mystinkybutt:
Reblog if you were born on your birthday.
unicorns-have-wiings:
Bold what applies to you. →
meggpanda:
I am a male.
I am a girl
I am shorter than 5’4.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my body.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have a piercing in a place other than my...
